Right-Wingers Facebook — I Am Not on Their Friends List

A Parody by People For the American Way and RightWingWatch.org News Feed

wall post Fred Thompson wrote on John McCain’s Wall:

I’m dropping out, man. Turns out campaigning for the presidency cuts significantly into napping time.

person icon Mike Huckabee is hoping his extreme affability will make you forget he doesn’t believe in 80&38; of what you find in a high-school science textbook.

person icon Rudy Giuliani doesn’t have the funds to pay his staff anymore, but figures working for “America’s Mayor” is compensation enough. Right, guys? …Guys?

person icon John McCain is declaring himself “The Reagan-est of All.” (Oh, snap!)

Group Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, and Rudy Giuliani joined the group “I’m Reagan-er Than You Are.”

person icon Fred Thompson just woke up five minutes ago. Is he president yet?

Group Mike Huckabee joined the group “Evangelical Fever: Catch it!.”

Group Mitt Romney joined the group “FEEL THE MITTMENTUM!!!!1!!!1!”

person icon Fred Thompson is going to be honest, he’s not even half-assing this presidential run anymore – is there such a thing as “quarter-assing”?

person icon Rudy Giuliani is wondering if he should consider getting a blimp.

person icon Mike Huckabee is wondering what other B-list action movie stars he can recruit for endorsements. Anyone got Mr. T’s cell phone number?

Group Rudy Giuliani left the group “Frontrunners.”

Group Rudy Giuliani joined the group “I’d Rather Be 9/11-ing.”

profile change Fred Thompson added “Getting my agent to start sending me new Law & Order scripts” to his Interests.

Group John McCain joined the group “Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran.”

profile change Mike Huckabee added “Bringing back the flagpole as a bad-ass combat weapon” to his Interests.

Group Mike Huckabee joined the group “I Want a Christian Leader. Muslims, Jews, and Hindus Can Take Care of Themselves, Right?”

person icon John McCain thinks you should vote for him because he’ll introduce the Death Star design aesthetic to the White House.

Group Rudy Giuliani joined the group “Remember Always to Be Afraid.”

person icon Mike Huckabee wants women voters to know that he supports their rights, just not their judgment in exercising them.

profile change John McCain added “Cloning John Roberts. I just can’t get enough of that guy!” to his Interests.

Group Mike Huckabee joined the group “Chuck for Veep: Improve Our National Security By Putting a Black Belt in the White House!”

GroupRudy Giuliani and Kerick are no longer friends.

Group Mitt Romney joined the group “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Really, Really Good-looking.”

person icon Mike Huckabee is glad Iowa’s over: those corndogs were not doing his figure any favors.

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20 thoughts on “Right-Wingers Facebook — I Am Not on Their Friends List

  1. Ron Paul has no intention to run anymore, nor has he for some time. He frequently has stated that if he did not win the Republican nomination, he would not seek the office in November. According to him, he is maintaining his affiliation with the Republican party in order to keep his seat in the House. He believes he will not be re-elected to that seat if he officially joins the LIbertarian party, for which he was the presidential candidate in 1988. Most recently, he has encouraged his followers to support one of 4 third party candidates; he hopes widespread 3rd party support will make a statement to the mainstream parties. I suspect we will see him again in 2012, however.

  2. Since people are bringing up Ron Paul … I am from Lake Jackson … the town in which he practices medicine … and he delivered me oh so many years ago! I grew up with his youngest daughter, Joy. I taught several of his grandchildren … including Linda, who is currently a senior at Brazoswood High School. His wife, Carol and my mom were Girl Scout leaders together. (Growing up in a smallish town and going back there to teach for fourteen years lends itself to some really close inter-generational relationships.)

    Anyway, I taught AP Stats at Brazoswood … so last year, with the primaries in full swing, and the great Ron Paul rEVOLution … we had a blast!!!

    Anyway … doesn’t really make me a pit bull with lipstick … but it is still pretty cool!!!

    ~Staci Brown

  3. hahahahah– THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!! hahaha, and i kinda would like to post somewhere on your blog, like maby a wall or something? I do not use word press, and have never blogged in my life so I really have no idea what I am doing. I just wanted to write an article, I have a few ideas about it. Thanks, Riley

  4. Huckabee seems to be getting a lot of attention for someone dubbed by the media as a “third tier” candidate. I guess it was the media that was “third tier”.

  5. “This guy Joe Wurzelbacher gets it, and he correctly labels Obama and his policies as “Socialist”.

    Obama tells him, “It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody that is behind you, that they have a chance for success too.”

    Obama claims that the 98% of small businesses make less than $250,000 a year, which of course is a flat out lie. And one of Barack Obama’s most potent campaign claims is that he’ll cut taxes for no less than 95% of working families. He’s even promising to cut taxes enough that the governments tax share of GDP will be no more than 18.2% — which is lower than it is today.

    Its a clever pitch, because it lets him pose as a middle-class tax cutter while disguising that hes also proposing one of the largest tax increases ever on the other 5%. But how does he conjure this miracle, especially since more than a third of all Americans already pay no income taxes at all? There are several sleights of hand, but the most creative is to redefine the meaning of tax cut. For the Obama Democrats, a tax cut is no longer letting you keep more of what you earn. In their lexicon, a tax cut includes tens of billions of dollars in government handouts that are disguised by the phrase tax credit. Barack Obama is proposing to create or expand no fewer than seven such credits for individuals.

    If Barack Obamas goal as President is to spread the wealth around, perhaps his unconditional meetings with Hugo Chavez, Raul Castro, and Kim Jong-Il arent so crazy — if nothing else they can advise an Obama administration on economic policy.

    Why is Barack Obama being dishonest to the American people? And why does the mainstream media always cover for his lies?

    The answer: Because Obama is nothing more than a tax and spend Liberal who wants to turn America into The United Socialist States of America– he’s a Marxist. And the Obama-Media knows he would never win the election if they actually reported the truth.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYWAoSgS0w – Link about the TRUTH that Obama is a Marxist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angbZB2WeMQ – Link about the failure of socialism/Communism and of a very interesting experiment regarding the effects of socialism.

    Do not respond at all to these comments they will not be met with any reply.

    If they are erased by the curator of this blog they will be reposted.

    Those for freedom will not be silenced!

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